Total Medals Earned: 215 (From
52 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,910 Points
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Watch all animations
Free Ice T
Find Good Death and get all presents
Play Bull Reincarnation
Play the Calf Reincarnation
Play the Cow reincarnation
Win Jurassic Park game
Get a 1up Mushroom
All reincarnation game play
Nothing you can do, Flash is dying
Make Guacamole out of all avocados
Win all 3 missions
Findd Gym Morrison behind the Doors
Free Ice Cube, Find what he gonna do when he get out of the jail
One does not simply impact Space till the end
Iron all uniforms without burns
Runover 20 people to get the golden Sonic ring
Overcome the ghost cat
Enhance your bat powers
Defeat the Devil of New Jersey
Deny the ultimate opponent
Kibys back and meower than ever
Dominate the Devil
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish tutorial
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
throw 100 grenades
Arm the captured dino prisoners in level 8
Destroy 20 Snake containers
Kill 100 enemies
30 dead dinos
30 dead snakes
Kill the first boss
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand
Challenge: Survive 30 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Die by hitting spikes
Challenge: Die by hitting a saw
Challenge: Fall into a pit
Challenge: Get pushed off screen
Challenge: Jump 10 times in a single run
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels
Challenge: Collect 20 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Run for 30 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds
Challenge: Get killed by a fan
Challenge: Die in quicksand
Challenge: Run 15 seconds without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Run 30 seconds without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Swing 3 times without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Swing 5 times without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 10 times
Challenge: Survive 60 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Survive 2 minutes in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 10 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Swing 5 times in a single run
Challenge: Swing 15 times in a single run
Challenge: Swing 30 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump 200 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump 50 times in a single run
Challenge: Collect 100 pixels
Challenge: Collect 250 pixels
Challenge: Collect 500 pixels
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Collect 100 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Swing 10 times
Challenge: Swing 20 times
Challenge: Swing 50 times
Challenge: Run for 60 seconds
Challenge: Run for 5 minutes
Challenge: Run for 15 minutes
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 3 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 30 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 60 seconds
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 15 times
Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Jump 500 times
Challenge: Collect 1000 pixels
Challenge: Swing 100 times
Challenge: Run for 30 minutes
Shart first before you do anything else
Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Quit a song once started
Play the retro game
Play the bonus song
Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode
Play every song in the Retro game
Play a HS2 Track in the music player
Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player
Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels
Get Impeached!
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row